Wednesday 5 December 2012

So far so good...


Well then, it’s been just over a month since I made the big move, said Du-bye to Dubai and Hola to Holland, and so far so good. I have to admit that I miss my friends and training groups back in Dubai, of course, but I’m absolutely convinced that it was the right move at the right time. I like that I left Dubai on a high (no Dutch jokes here) and while things were still good – my memories of the UAE now will always be positive, and I’ll definitely be trying to get back for occasional visits.

And what of Amsterdam? Well, the obvious thing first – it’s bloody cold, but, other than on a couple of occasions (more of those later), that’s not bothered me so much. Maybe it’s because I’ve spent most of the past decade living in Spain and the UAE, but I’m kind of enjoying the novelty of an actual, real winter. Coats, gloves, cappuccinos, hot chocolates and oliebollen… winter has its advantages. And for every mind-blowingly crappy day, there are days – like today – when the sky is blue, the cold is crisp and the leaves are on the ground… it really is beautiful.
Amsterdam




I really feel like I’m finding my way in the city/country now. I have my bank account and citizen’s number, so I’m official. I really like our apartment and the area it’s in too. The first few weeks maybe felt like a bit of a extended holiday but now it’s real life doing real things (with the exception of the working from home everyday part).

And, while Dubai had its advantages, I’m really lapping up all of the proper ‘European’ things on offer in the Netherlands. The parks and canals, stopping in cafes for beers and bitterballen (the Dutch, it seems, have a strange but tasty obsession with food in ball shapes!), heading to small art house cinemas (Pretentious? Moi?) and just wandering or cycling around the streets to discover new places and see new things.

We’ve visited Glow in Eindhoven – a cool, week-long art experiment when the buildings become light shows. We have tickets to a couple of festivals and music events next summer. There are weekend breaks planned. Gigs to be watched. And I haven’t even gotten around to seeing the museums, markets, the Heineken Experience or the pancake boat yet! But all in good time…
Images from GLOW in Eindhoven





But this isn’t some fancy-Dan (or fancy-Dam…groan!) travel blog or expat relocation guide, is it? It is, or at least it tries to be, about triathlon. So, how’s that going?

Well, we live in a great place as far as training goes. Firstly, we’re between a few parks, all of which have run tracks around or through them. I can do a lap or two for short runs while they can be combined (usually by following a canal or two) to create longer runs. There’s even an official 22km trail through three of the parks, while the nearby Amsterdam Woods (I’ve not been there yet) has 12, 15 and 21km trails through it. I’ve also tried a city run and a run down the Amstel river – after the same one or two loops of Dubai, this feels like an embarrassment of riches. Especially when the backdrop is misty parks, canals with ducks, geese and herons perched nearby, and woodlands with a thick carpet of autumn leaves underfoot.
The Vondelpark has a nice 3.5km run loop

Came across these dudes while running along the nearby Nieuwe Meer (the lake is pictured below) 

The local 22km loop - we basically live right in the centre of this
Running has been the main focus just to keep a little fit for the time being. I’ve ridden twice – once a couple of weekends back while visiting my fried Joe in Spain, we headed out and did a nice 90km jaunt through the hills of Andalucia, stopping only to experience the ‘traditional delicacies’ of the world’s worst tapas restaurant. And then, last week, I tried a ride here with Hamish, who also recently moved to Amsterdam.

At this point, I should explain that I only began the whole riding/triathlon thing in Dubai so cold conditions have never really featured too heavily. Expecting it to be cold out, I dressed in my warmest cycling gear – the sort of thing I’d wear for a cold winter morning in Dubai. Turns out that there’s quite a difference between a cold Dubai winter morning and a cold Amsterdam winter afternoon… we only made 45km in the end as the heavens opened and sent a downpour; I, of course, had absolutely no waterproof clothing on.  To cut a long story short, I had to get a neighbour to let me into the apartment as I couldn’t use the keys, so cold were my hands, and it took me 25 minutes of being inside before they thawed enough to take my gloves or shoes off.
Anyway, never one to need telling twice, I remedied that situation by immediately going online and buying proper winter cycling gear. Of course, I haven’t ridden since!

My favourite place for training is called Sloterpark. It has a +6km mainly woodland run track around a giant lake. Being around 1.5km from the apartment, this makes a perfect 10km run. Better still, on the far side of the lake – around 10 mins bike away – is a giant sports centre with a 50m swim pool. This is home to the De Dolfijn Masters and Tri Clubs. It’s also where my awesome gym is located. Just over the road is the running track where the tri club holds weekly track workouts. During the summer, you can do open water swims in the lake. Oh, and there’s a pretty good annual triathlon in this area too. I love having all of this so close to hand.

Running in the Sloterpark
Canalside path leading from home to Sloterpark 

The lake at Sloterpark
Triathlon is a pretty expensive sport, but it’s much more accessible here in Europe. De Dolfijn Tri, for example, costs €365 a year, which can be paid in monthly instalments (and includes an annual race licence).  This basically means that €7 per week gives me 5 coached swim sessions, a coached track run per week, a couple of bike rides per week between April and September, plus all the other social and support benefits of being in a club.

There’s another bike and tri group called Cylodam – which is maybe a bit less formal but bit more social – and their fees are just €25 per year, so I’m joining both; I love the social element of training and triathlon, while also needing as much variety as possible in my training, so the more options for rides or runs I have the better, is how I see it.  

So, basically, I’m back in training now. Not tri training per se (or at least, not in the way I've done it in Dubai), but training to maximise the potential for 2013 being my best season yet. What does that mean exactly? Well, I’ll get into that next time.

Friday 23 November 2012

Things I won't miss about Dubai triathlon!

Having waxed lyrical about what I'm going to miss about Dubai in a blog post that critics have described as "emotional"*, "heartwrenching"* and "Hemigwayesque is its absolute desire to discover the truth of the human condition"*, it's now time to tell you all what I'm not going to miss. I am, after all, a British journalist and, therefore, only build something up so I can revel in knocking it back down... a career on The Daily Mail surely awaits!

*None of these things were actually said out loud by anyone but could have been Tweeted by someone somewhere once, after all, who's to say..?

So... adopting my best transatlantic 'ray-dee-oh deee-jay' voice, here we go with the top five... (da da daah, da da daah, daaa, daa, daaah...)

5. The races. Not a dig at race organisers at all, they are marvellous and lovely people without whom we’d just be a bunch of idiots who train a lot, but my god are the triathlons in Dubai boring! There are two problems, as I see it. One: due to the whole traffic thing etc, they're always in the middle of nowhere on some godforsaken stretch of road that makes an hour on the turbo trainer seem like a riveting 60 minutes of scenic exploration. Two: as locations are limited, the race calendar is made up of these races being repeated many times over. 

4. The drivers. A few times, I ventured out on to real actual roads on my bike – usually hitting Al Wasl and the Beach Road early morning, but even bravely (OK, stupidly) attempting to commute to work by bike for some time… I still have not quite managed to fully unclench my sphincter. Sweet eight pound six ounce newborn baby Jesus, that is some scary stuff. I was only hit (very lightly) once on the bike, when an Indian driver attempted some sort of clever dummy, by indicating and looking one way, then turning the other – really tearing up the rule book with that sort of driving – but there were some close calls, in Nad Al Sheba especially, where the driving resembles a bunch of monkeys let loose on high speed bumper cars. Amazingly I was 'bumped' twice while out running in Dubai - don't want to make any general sweeping generalisations but both times it was by Arab women wearing full abayas, in heavily blacked-out windowed vehicles, at night... giving them the sort of range of vision that Stevie Wonder has of his keyboard.

3. The laps and laps and laps and laps. Granted, over the past few years the number of options for cycling in Dubai have increased but it still boils down to going around and around and around the same few places – whether that’s lots of laps of the NAS cycle path, the autodrome or Ghantoot, or a few less laps of Nad Al Sheba, Longtoot or Al Qudra. On the plus side, it certainly builds some mental fortitude!


2. The heat. An obvious one but there it is… put simply, my body does not operate well in the heat – so running when my body is so soaked with sweat that my trainer makes a squelching noise every time it hits the ground, and my tingling skin feels like it might explode into a human fireball at any moment is not really my idea of fun. Just as cycling into a fan oven for several hours is, in my mind, more akin to torture than anything edifying or enjoyable.

1. The early mornings. Number one, with a bullet! I’m not adverse to an early morning and I’m certainly not the kind of person who loves to sleep in all day but, still, 2.30am-6am is a time window during which - even by the extraordinary set of rules that triathletes live their lives by - everyone should be asleep. It is most definitely not a time at which humans should be up and riding. It is not the ideal hour for hitting the sea for a choppy dawn swim session.  And it is not a time slot that should be reserved for driving to Hatta. 

OK, rant over. Annnnnd breathe...

Thursday 8 November 2012

Bye, bye, I’ll Miss Emirati Tri


(see what I did with that title, eh?)

OK, OK, OK… so it’s been a while. And for that I offer up my deepest, sincerest condolences, yadda yadda yadda… Actually, what do you want from me? I’ve been damn busy. ‘How busy?’ you may ask. Lots of work on? Too much training? Few personal commitments?

Actually, I’ve been rounding up my life in the UAE (easier said than done), saying my goodbyes and have been a tad preoccupied with moving to the Netherlands, I’ll have you know. But now I’m there, and have been living in Amsterdam for one week exactly, I’m writing the blog I should have written a couple of weeks ago.

First up, let me say that the time was right and, even before I got here, I’ve been super-psyched about my move. Now I’m here, despite having to increase the overall size of my wardrobe by several thousand percent (coats, scarves and gloves are essentials for life in this here Netherlands, people!), I’m even more excited. But that doesn’t mean that there’s not some sadness attached to leaving Dubai.

There’s sadness attached to the place – I was lucky enough to leave while I still feel a lot of fondness towards Dubai and the UAE, rather than so many who are ‘just reeeeally over the whole thing, you know, man?’  when they make the move away. There’s sadness attached to the job – I think I had one of the best jobs in the world at Explorer – and the people. But what I’m going to miss, more than anything else, can be summed up in one word: triathlon.
Let’s take a pictorial journey through my time in Dubai…

2008: 93kgs and already many, many kilos lighter than at the same point the year before, I tackle my first triathlon in gym clothes, wearing a borrowed kids’ helmet and riding a borrowed bike. Sprint triathlon time: 1hr46.
2010: 85kgs and with a marathon and several triathlons under my belt, with a proper bike helmet and on my very own tri bike, I register a time of 1.17 for a sprint tri.
2012: 79kgs (going into the race…70kgs finishing it!) I complete my second Ironman. I now have many, many swim, bike, run and tri races under my belt and can cover the sprint distance in around 1.03.

What many will see there is either a dude who got himself into some sort of decent shape or a blogger who’s feeling a mite proud of himself. I’d disagree. When I look at those photos now I think of experiences (climbing Kilimanjaro, racing Ironmans, cycling tours across Thailand and Laos or Europe), I think of achievements, I think of a guy who’s happier in life and better at his job, and  I think of someone who wouldn’t have had the balls or ability to make the move I’ve just made before my tri adventure began. But, most of all, I think of all the friends I’ve made along the way.

The Middle East and endurance sport may not seem to be a match made in heaven but for me it most definitely was. So, when I look back on my time in Dubai, what I’ll always remember and be grateful for is that it gave me one of the things I love most and makes me happiest in the world.

And it taught me one thing. Wherever you are in the world, never let location be your limiter or your barrier. Get out there and make it count! While everyone else in Amsterdam is bemoaning the cold snap and the rain, I’m wrapped up and ready for action – after jogging around and around and around at Safa or Dubai Marina in 45 degree C, hitting the canal-side trails, parks and woods of Holland in the cold is a breeze.

As rubbish and silly a dedication as it may be, this blog serves as a huge thanks to everyone at Tri2Aspire, Dubai Masters, Cycle Safe, Tri Dubai, ABRaS etc etc… thanks for pushing me harder, faster and further, and for teaching me that pushing harder, faster and further is the greatest feeling in the whole, wide, lovely, great world.
 

Monday 22 October 2012

Break and entry


So, for 10 more days at least, this remains a desert-based blog. The big move to Amsterdam means that this year’s race season is really over before it even begun as I’ll be leaving Dubai before any of the local races kick in, and arriving in Holland a couple of months after the summer season has ended there. All of which is likely to result in around nine months between my last race and my next!

So, I’ve been relaxing, putting my feet up and getting fat, right? 


Well, not too much as it happens. Even though I know it’s not really with any particular goal in mind, I’ve kept up the training just coz I enjoy it and know that, come 1 November, my training will take on a whole new form entirely as I juggle a lack of races with cold weather and hitting the gym a bit more.
It is, I admit, quite hard to keep motivation levels up at times and there’ve been one or two sessions that I just couldn’t drag my ass out of bed for; I’m a firm believer in goals and, for me, racing is the goal that keeps me going.

With that – and a long, cold winter (having not had to put up with a northern European winter for more than a decade, I’m probably exaggerating it somewhat but, in my mind, it looks something like Beyond The Wall in Game of Thrones) – in mind, last week, I went race mad. After the break, time for the entry… so to speak.
Winter run training?
Having failed to get into the London Marathon through the ballot, I entered the Rotterdam Marathon which takes place in, well, Rotterdam (think that’s how the race got its name, but I can’t be sure about that…) on 14 April. As the last two marathons I’ve done have come at the end of 3.8km of swimming and 180km of cycling, I can’t wait to see what I’m capable of doing in a straight running race.
Liverpool or Rome..?
A few weeks after that, I’ll be heading to the UK for something completely different altogether. The Rat Race Dirty Weekend is being pitched as the world biggest and toughest ever obstacle course – 200 obstacles in 20 themed zones, with 20 miles of running (five-sixths of a marathon) in between. Basically, I’ve always wanted to tackle one of those crazy army/game show assault courses and, when I saw that and the words ‘toughest ever’ I knew I had to have a crack!
Well, if GI Jane could do it...
Couple more race ideas up in the noggin at the moment but just going to allow them to soak and brew until I make a firm decision. Even just those two events have given me some real motivation and helped me to plan my winter training. It’s a simple but good tip that I find always works: if you’re having trouble focusing on your training, get yourself entered into a race. Everything becomes far clearer.

Wednesday 26 September 2012

What’s in a name?


My blogging has been pretty woeful of late, but I think I have good reason for that. Y’see, this is predominantly a triathlon blog, documenting the high and lows of my racing and training, with occasional sideways glances at the sport and meandering journeys into the world of tri-surrealism.

And, of late, triathlon hasn’t really been on my mind. I’ve done a few rides and sessions here and there but consistency has been non-existent and I’ve also taken quite a few chunks of time off. Training hard has been replaced by working way too hard, then 10 days of eating and drinking way too much, while life has generally got in the way.

And then there’s the big news. As of the beginning of November, this blog, Desert Tri Tales, will be seeing something of a reboot, a rebranding, a rebirth if you will…  as it transforms into Triathlon and Tulips, or Remrandtriathlon, or Swim, Bike/Boat, Run or…well, I’ve not decided yet, but you get the point. This isn’t due to a newfound love of floristry, 17th Century art or cruising, but, at the end of October, I’ll be swapping sand dunes and skyscrapers for canals and clogs as I move to the Netherlands.

If I’m being honest, I’ve been hankering after a move back to Europe for a while and the time was starting to feel right. Europe rather than the UK was always my preference – for whatever reason, lifestyle I guess, mainland Europe has always felt like a better long-term fit for me and I’d quietly decided to make a move back by the end of this year anyway. When a pretty young Dutch lass that I’ve been into for a decade or so suggested Amsterdam as a suitable destination, it seemed like the perfect fit.
Swapping THIS...
...for THIS.
So, there we have it folks. The times they are a-changing.

However, I do have five weeks left in Dubai and, although I’m not going to be around for any racing (and will then be moving to Amsterdam at the beginning of winter, so no more triathlon racing for a good six months or so...), I’m enjoying putting a nice big final consistent block of training in before I go. Sure, it’s not for a race or anything, but I’m just enjoying finding a bit of form, spending time swim/bike/running with friends and team mates, and getting to train outside while I still have the chance. And the Dubai weather seems to be obliging too, as summer is finally coming to a close it seems.
Swapping THESE LOCALS...
...for THESE LOCALS.
At the moment, it’s all giddy excitement about the move. But I’m sure there’s loads that I’m going to miss about Dubai too. But that’s a subject for another blog, I guess. 

Tuesday 25 September 2012

Everyone is tri-ing it


Guess what… triathlon is cool!!!

Why’s that, you ask? Because it encourages a healthy lifestyle? Because it increases self-confidence? Because it improves productivity and overall happiness among those that participate? Because there are lots of cool gadgets you can buy?

Hell no! Coz the dude from Saved By The Bell does it, dumbass!

That’s right, AC Slater – he of the Soul-glo hairdo that was so Afro-licious that even T2A's Simon Kelly would envy him – now does triathlon.

And he’s not the only ‘schelebridee’ to get in on the triathlon act, either. Super-jock and regional wrestling champ AC Slater – sorry, I mean actor Mario Lopez – took part in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon back in 2009 and this is the epicentre of celeb tri. In fact, there’s a whole category just for famous folk.

Any young man in his early 30s out there will have fond memories of Teri Hatcher when she used to go out with superman. Although Superman dumped her long ago coz she has a face like a scary witch, Hatcher keeps her bod looking pretty darn good with a bit of tri – raising money for charity while she does it.

When JLo isn’t busy making up weird new names, she loves a bit of swim, bike, run too. She completed the sprint distance at Malibu in 2.23, which is longer but considerably less painful than most her films.
Jenny From da Frock - seriously, what the hell is she wearing?
Professional leaner and wooden actor, Matthew Mahogany, is big mates with Lance Armstrong and shares his love of endurance sports. Mahogany did the sprint in 1.30 which, let’s face it, is a bit rubbish for someone who has loads of money and no real job.
Nobody has ever seen Matthew Mahogany standing upright: true fact.

Mahogany leans on his handle bars.
The best Malibu triathletes, however, (best as in people I like most, not fastest) surely must be David Duchovny (climbs well over Twin Peaks), Jeremy Piven and Will Ferrell – who hopefully took part as research for a Blades of Glory/Talladega Nights/Semi-Pro style movie set in the world of Ironman!
Duchovny: has a star stuck on his privates.
There’s even an awesome celebrity triathlon couple in the form of Felicity Hauffman and William H Macy.

The UK equivalent of the Nautica Malibu Triathlon would be the London Triathlon, which the ‘always thought he seems like a decent bloke’ DJ and TV presenter Vernon Kay completed in 2010. Aside from him, the London Triathlon tends to attract some lamo Z-listers or rubbish relayers, like Dickie Branson, who did the swim in a tri relay a few years ago. P-Middy also took part in a tri relay, looking considerably better than Branson when she did the run at Blenheim a couple of years ago.
Vernon Kay: Even ex male models look silly in cap and goggles - good to know. 
The best celebrity triathletes (as in the fastest, not necessarily people I like the most) tend to come from the world of sport. The fact that they leave their own sport behind in order to challenge themselves in triathlon tells us one thing: triathletes are hard as nails.

F1 drivers, it seems, are fast around all courses. Jenson Button and Nico Rosberg can not only go close to 2hrs for Olympic distance triathlon (having access to a wind tunnel must help nail that aero bike position!) but both run around 35 minute 10kms, which is really impressive. Button won his AG at the Hawaiian Lavaman race recently and has even set up his own annual charity triathlon. Plus his supermodel missus now does triathlons. JB is a tri geek!
Cool personalised helmet on JB.\
Olympic rower and famous adventurer James Cracknell is a handy triathlete too, and has even represented the GB age groups team at the European Championships.

Rowers seem to do well. Rebecca Romero, who has Olympic medals for both rowing and track cycling, competed in Ironman UK earlier this year, qualifying for Kona with 11.10 on a notoriously challenging course.

Other athletes to take to triathlon include former 400m running supremo Iwan Thomas, ex England rugby international Nick Beal, plus a load of Americans I’ve, frankly, never heard of.
But you don’t have to be a former athlete, or even all that young, to be bitten by the triathlon bug.
 Former journalist and political aide, Alastair Campbell, now 55, has been a keen triathlete for a number of years, as has the 67 year old Sir Rocco Forte, who has several GB age group appearances to his name, as well as an impressive sub-12 hour time at Ironman Austria back when he was a mere 60-year-old whippersnapper.
Sir Rocco Forte
Have I missed anyone out? Any other A, B, C or D listers out there who like to try their hand at tri every now and then?

Sunday 19 August 2012

Review: POLAR RCX5

This review first appeared on the TriDubai website, earlier this month.


One of the advantages of being a writer – and a rambling, picaresque triathlon blogger – is that people, for some reason that I’m fully yet to comprehend, seem to trust your opinion. On the back of that, from time to time I’m approached by companies to review certain sporting products and I thought who better to share these reviews with than all you good, good members of TriDubai?
And so, for my latest review, I tried out the Polar RCX5.
The sports watch market has come a long way from the days when heading out for a run meant carrying nothing more than a stopwatch. As the science behind training has improved, so too have the ways of monitoring your runs, rides and even swims. Polar is a major player in the market and the company’s latest offering, the Polar RCX5, is aimed at the highest end, featuring HR monitor, GPS and much, much more to boot.
Like just about anyone in Dubai who’s ever watched the Tour de France or thought about going for a jog, I currently own a Garmin 310XT which (along with the newer 910XT) is pitched at the same level as the Polar RCX5 and, therefore, it was somewhat inevitable that I judged the RCX5 against the Garmin unit.
My first impressions of the RCX5 were excellent. It’s a quality piece of kit with the watch being extremely streamline and good-looking. The battery in the watch lasts as long as 12 months, meaning you can happily wear it as an everyday watch and, available in black and red, you’ll look stylish doing so.
What comes with the watch depends on which package you buy. All come with HR strap, the GPS sensor and the DataLink USB which allows you to download your workouts wirelessly to your laptop; cyclists might like to add the cadence and speed sensors, while runners can add a stride sensor too. The more accessories, the more data you can record.
All the features you’d expect are there; while the RCX5 can tell you your time, distance covered, current pace, average pace, current heart rate and average heart rate during a bike or run race, it’s actually in training that it comes into its own. The ZoneOptimizer feature ensures that you’re training at the correct pre-determined HR zones and intensities and one advantage that the RCX5 has over all its major rivals is that the HR feature still works in the water, so that you can monitor your intensity while swimming too.
You can pre-set all manner of programmes based on distance, time and intensity; the RCX5 works like a personal trainer, telling you when to go, how hard and for how long, as well as how much rest to take in between sessions.  It’s also easy to switch between a good variety of sports, making it an obvious choice for triathletes or adventure racers.
Once you’ve finished your workout or race, head home and upload your data on to polarpersonaltrainer.com. To be honest, this site deserves a full review of its own, but it can be as simple or complicated as you want, from uploading workouts so you can compare and contrast your performance over a certain course, to using the full programme that will tell you what to do when, how hard to go and when you need to take a few days’ break… it’s impressive stuff.
But this is mostly all stuff that you read elsewhere; what you want to know is how the RCX5 performed out in the real worlds and how it stacks up next to its competitors, right?
Firstly, let me assure you, this was no namby-pamby review over a paltry 5k run. Oh no. I put the RCX5 to the test firstly at Ironman Austria and then on an 800km cycle tour from Vienna to Belgrade. So both it and I got a good workout. For Ironman, I wore the RCX5 HR strap but also wore my Garmin 310XT on the bike (and used both units for several days of the bike tour) – not just as back-up but so that I could compare their relative accuracy.
I’ll start with the pros. The RCX5 is a beautiful unit which I found comfier to wear and easier to use than other units. It says much about its simplicity that I didn’t once need to look at a manual before setting up my screen display preference, and a variety of time and distance alerts to remind me to drink and take on calories during the Ironman. There are some excellent special features on here – for example, you can set the RCX5 so that, if you swipe it quickly over the HR strap, it’ll change to a certain screen. On the Ironman run, when I only wanted current pace and distance on the main display, for example, I could swipe over the HR monitor and change to heart rate zone and average pace and back far easier than fiddling around with buttons. I could have even used the same feature to record lap splits when I made the swipe.
I like the fact that the main unit doesn’t need to be constantly recharged and the syncing with everything from the foot sensor and GPS to the laptop are all quick and easy. Finally, while you can upload data to other third-party training programmes (such as Training Peaks), polarpersonaltrainer.com is by far the best and most usable of the manufacturers’ own online programmes. In fact, it’s the simplicity and usability across the board that makes the RCX5 an attractive unit.
Also, something that’s often overlooked but should be the major consideration when buying something like this, in terms of the GPS functionality providing the distance and speed/pace data, I found the Polar RCX5 to be at least as accurate, if not a little more so, than my Garmin 310xt, both over a complicated looped course (Ironman run) and longer point-to-point bike with plenty of tree coverage (say, the 100kms ride through Serbia, from Novi Sad to Belgrade).
Somewhat ironically, the things I like most about the RCX5 are also responsible for its drawbacks. The Garmin 310XT and 910XT are far bulkier, for example, with batteries that require recharging every 20 hours or so. This is because the GPS sensor is built into the wrist units, while the RCX5’s GPS sensor is separate. For Ironman Austria, I simply slipped the sensor into the rear pocket of my trisuit as I hopped on the bike and forgot all about it, but I wonder whether I’d have the time or presence of mind to do that during a shorter race, like a sprint or Olympic triathlon.
Also, while it’s very quick and easy to toggle between sports, the RCX5, surprisingly, still doesn’t have the option for recording transition times – not important if you’re a single-sporter and not so significant during something like an Ironman when transitions are responsible for just a few minutes during a 10 to 17 hour day, but extremely important over quicker races like sprint triathlons.
So, to cut to the chase, given that the RCX5 is in the same ballpark price bracket as the Garmin 910XT, if maybe coming in a couple of hundred dirhams cheaper, would I spend my hard-earned cash on the Polar? If I were simply a runner or cyclist, or even predominantly a runner or cyclist who maybe did a little of the other sport then the Polar RCX5 would get my vote.
If I were a triathlete or multisporter who focused almost entirely on longer distance racing, then it’d be a bit of a toss-up but I may well go for the RCX5 due to the superior and more consistent syncing between the watch and cadence sensors/footpods/laptop and my preference for Polar Personal Trainer over Garmin Connect.
However, as a triathlete who competes over a range of distances, I’d still opt for the Garmin. That’s simply due to the Garmin’s integrated GPS sensor and the ability to automatically record transition times rather than usability, but that’s enough to persuade me. Once Polar manages to put these two functions in its training watches, then the race for dominance will really heat up.
Info
The Polar RCX5 costs around AED 2,000 and is distributed in the UAE by Sport In Life (04 289 6002, info@sportinlife.ae). Contact Sport In Life directly for information on stockists or buy direct from www.sportsouq.ae.
Thanks to Sport In Life for providing the unit for review.   

Saturday 18 August 2012

Post IM update & video

Once again, my blogging has been conspicuous by its absence over the past couple of weeks. To be honest, that's because this is a triathlon blog and I can't really claim that a great deal is going on as far as triathlon and I are concerned.

I've returned to training a little but without a firm programme and that, coupled with a few days of illness and lack of races in the schedule, has meant motivation levels have fallen through the floor. Plus, my mind is elsewhere with news that I'm sure I'll be sharing on here in due course.

But I sense a renewed enthusiasm delicately taking root somewhere deep down in the soul and, rather than my enthusiasm for triathlon driving this here blog, I've decided that I may try and blog my way out of this current little slump. So, a few more posts to come in the days ahead.

In the meantime, someone recently sent me this really cool video all about Ironman Austria 2012 - which I raced. It's part of a series made my Ironman itself. Hope you enjoy!



  

Thursday 26 July 2012

Some cool stuff from Ironman Austria

I just wanted to share some great stuff from Ironman Austria. Seriously, I can't recommend this race highly enough and, right from the sign up through to all this stuff now, the whole experience has been utterly fantastic.

First up is the official video which they showed at the presentation party the next day and, I think, does a good job of capturing the awesome atmosphere, festival spirit, insane support and even a little of the heat!

Secondly is this super cool and nifty thing called My Page by Marathon Photos. Basically, click on PLAY and you can follow my race and see the pace I was doing compared to (in this case) the winners, Faris Al Sultan and Lindsey Corbin, and the last finishing athlete. However, if your friends raced, you can actually tag a handful of them and see how you did at each point. 

Better still, at the relevant places on the course, it stops to show you any photographs or videos you appeared in. Nice!

Let's face it, an Ironman is an expensive event to take part in but these little added-value extras help to justify the cost and are also great reminders of fantastic days.

Tuesday 24 July 2012

Guess who's back...

Hi guys, just a quick little update post here.

Anyways, after my European vacation, I'm finally back in Dubai and will be taking to the keyboard soon enough to bring you up-to-date on what I did with the rest of my holiday (after Ironman Austria), as well as other general triathlon bumph.

If you're weirdly addicted to the hogwash that drops out of my head and onto this blog, however, you can read my latest post about 'the greatest triathlon training programme in the world ever' over here on the brand spanking new TriDubai website.

Have a little poke around the site while you're there - TriDubai is a new group set up for multisports fans in the UAE. A much-needed new movement.

Sunday 15 July 2012

Ironman Austria - Race report: Part 4 - thanks



Ironman may be an individual sport, but it is always a team effort – the day itself is just one of hundreds that get you to that finish line. Which means there are a lot of people to thank.

First and foremost, I have the most supportive family (especially my folks) in the world who are always my biggest fans – for that, and many, many other things, I love them all dearly. 

My friends – both the ones who have to listen to me make weekly excuses as to why I can't come out for drinks again and yet keep inviting me anyway (please do keep inviting!), and the ones who offer tonnes of encouragement and praise by phone, email, Facebook etc – aren't far behind my family in general awesomeness levels.

My finishing time in Austria would have been unimaginable eight months ago, before joining Tri2Aspire and our coach, Jason, deserves a healthy dose of praise and thanks for that. I set him a tough couple of goals - to improve me at both sprint distance and Ironman distance simultaneously - and we achieved both and then some.

Perhaps the biggest portion should be distributed evenly among all my fellow Tri2Aspire team mates – at some point, I'm certain I've swum, ridden or run with everyone in T2A, or chatted to them about triathlon, strategies and Ironman. It seems cruel to pick out anyone in particular, but I feel I have to: Both coach and Ed have accompanied me for countless metres in the pool (and a word here for Seth and Dubai Masters – we're really lucky to have such a good and committed masters swim program in Dubai, such things are rare). 

There were a couple of killer long rides that Messrs Attenhofer, Hawkins and Marshall carried my slow-ass through. Those shadowy short-course characters known only as Flanners and The Silver Fox played just as much of a role in keeping me honest over the quick stuff too, and for that I owe a debt of gratitude that I hope to repay in the next couple of months. A doff of the cap to all you gents. 

King of the Mountains I may not be, but any improvement I've made in the hills over the past few months are due mainly to the organisational skills of Senor National and the total selflessness of support drivers par excellence Sarah and Claire. Chapeau, mes amis, chapeau.

I tend to do much of my running solo but there are times I venture out with company. It feels like Miss Q and I have put the world to rights on far too many sweat-laden long runs and occasional Safa Park beastings over the past few months since I joined the team – appreciate the company and the shared pain. Also, amongst all the horror that is the Coach Dirt runs, one in particular sticks in mind, when Piers was kind enough to pace me to a new 5k PB. That felt like a real turning point for me in considering myself to at least be 'someone who runs' even if I'm still some way short of being 'a runner'. Thanks mate. Hope to keep pushing all of you guys in the way that you've all pushed me.

Finally, the guys at Sport In Life in Dubai, provided me with the Gus, the Roctane drink and the electrolyte powder that got me through a hot and tough race - if you can stomach it, I highly recommend Gu's Roctane drink as it was a pretty easy way of getting 2-300 calories into the body fast on a day when calories were hard to keep down due to the heat. They also let me test run the brand new Polar RCX5 which I'll provide a more complete review of soon, but let's just say for now that it performed splendidly on a difficult day.

Then there are the guys at Aerofit who gave someone who had no previous knowledge or understanding of training zones or fat/carb metabolism some valuable information and tools that were employed in both training and racing.

Ironman Austria - race report: Part 3 - post-race thoughts



A few words about the race. I can't speak highly enough of the organisation – everything from a bike check-in that involves electronic tagging of bike and wristband, as well as photo of you and bike etc... to great briefings and parties, and the carnival atmosphere throughout. The course was immaculately prepared too. And the size and range of athletes it attracts is awesome. For those of us who'll never get to go to Kona as athletes, I imagine this kind of race is as close as it'll get.

If you don't want to race Ironman Austria, do yourself a favour and go on holiday to Klagenfurt or do a training week in Carinthia. It'll blow your socks off. The city is almost perfect – slightly isolated, it's historic and still cool, with loads happening. Nobody really seems to work too much, instead choosing to swim in the lake, ride their bike and have a beer at any opportunity. It's my kinda town. Plus, the women there are all beautiful and athletic, heavenly creatures – if that's what that young Adolf fella had in mind, maybe we were a tad hasty in judging the chap..? (still too soon..?)

But the people make the race. They love Ironman and what it brings, and they come out en masse. The swim is incredible and the Tour de France style climbs on the bike are sensational but, on this occasion, the people of Klagenfurt are the only thing that got us through. I'll be forever grateful for them turning their garden hoses into sprinkler systems, for lining up with hose pipes ready to dowse us with icy water as we passed by... this happened all the way along the course. Apparently, at around the 15 hour mark, a couple of guys pitched up and started handing out icy cold beers to those still out on the long walk home! Most of all, I'm grateful for the people of Klagenfurt for realising that hosing athletes down is a job best performed by the town's bikini-clad women...

By way of a conclusion, how do I feel now, a week after the race, other than still being in a whole world of sunburn itchy discomfort (oh, and lost four toe nails too!)? 
post-race sunburn

since this pic, i've lost all but four toe nails!
I guess proud covers it. The thought was always that, if things went well on a good day, sub-11 was a possibility. To do that on a day that was far from ideal, makes me proud. If you look at the scores on the doors, last year 1093 people went sub-11 – this year, that number was 413. It's hard to read the results on the official site correctly, but the DNF (did not finish) rate looks to have been as high as 20%. We chatted to a guy at the presentations who'd gone 9.20 in Austria last year – this year he was back in better shape than ever ready to smash the 9 hour mark (bit of a beast, it'd seem!)... he went 9.40. All goes to show how tough a day it was out there.

During IM Wales, I said never again; it took me a few weeks and months to change my mind. During the run on Sunday, I said never again. By the final kilometre, I already knew that wasn't true and I'm already considering my next Ironman race.

But it may be a little while away. Next time out, I want to be able to improve notably again. I'm still a poor cyclist when it comes to hills – that needs to change; just a little more run strength, I'm sure, and I could run sub-4 hours for the IM marathon too. For now, it's back to the short stuff for a little while, as I try to improve my strength and basic speed ready for the sprints and Olys of the season ahead; then we'll try to bring all that to an Ironman in another 12 months' time, maybe.

Ironman Austria - race report: Part 2 - race day



Sleep was, of course, fitful and fleeting – they don't believe in aircon in central Europe, it seems. Breakfast was sparse – my stomach still felt sore but was better than I'd dared to hope. I was happy to get a carton of Ensure Plus down – so I knew there were at least 300 calories in my system. Along with a bit of fruit at breakfast and a Gu before the start, this would guarantee my glycogen stores were pretty full pre-race.

The hotel laid on a shuttle bus which taxied us down to the race start. The atmosphere down at transition and the race village was already phenomenal. 





I visited my bike to make sure the tyres were pumped, liquids were topped up and it was all ready to go. I walked through transition once or twice more, just to make sure I knew where my bike and run bags were, then I walked back down towards the race start, stopping only for a quick loo break en route. It was already pretty warm and sunny out.





Before I knew it, I was lined up on the beach and ready for action. The swim start in Austria is split – there are three piers with the outer two forming the barriers and the inner one splitting the right from the left – the pros actually dive off one of the peers giving them a 100m or so headstart, which didn't seem fair! I opted for the left but near the centre purely as it was least crowded and allowed me to push to the very front while taking the shortest line. The local priest performed the traditional blessing of the water, and then the Austrian national anthem started blazing out, competing with the hot air balloons, helicopters circling above and boats blowing in their sirens out in the lake. My skin tingled. Not for the last time that day.

The swim: 55mins

The start was expertly done. With one minute to go, the tape was lifted and we were told to get into the water but not go past the start flags – suspended above the water some 25m out. As we were slowly swimming out, the cannon went off...

I put my head down and concentrated on working hard, breathing every four strokes for 20 breaths, until I was well beyond the end of the pier and leading the way for all the swimmers on the left side. I got into a rhythm, feeling strong, and continued towards the first buoy. 

Around 700m out, I looked right to see a group some 20m away and decided to head right and join them. It turned out it was a load of female pros, strong age groupers, and a few male pros who'd missed the front pack. I slotted in, found feet and battled away all the way out to the first buoy, which felt a long way out. There was a short section left (any time you find yourself sighting off a white castle on an island, you know you're in for a stunning race) then we turned back for the shore near where we started. By this point, we'd dropped a lot of the pack and there were maybe 12 age groupers and a couple of male pros in the pack. This section was slow and difficult as it was straight into the sun and – my only criticism of the whole day from an organisational point of view – not well marked. We were heading for the entrance to the canal but, from the lake, that's just a small gap in a tree-lined shoreline. It'd be difficult to spot from a boat with binoculars – with the sun in your eyes while swimming, it was like trying to play Operation while on a bouncy castle. At one point, all of us stopped at once, skulled and looked up – having a hilarious anglo-franco-german conversation. I didn't understand every word that was said but imagine it translated as exactly what I said to them: WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING CANAL? The pros were led in by kayak – I can't help but feel that the kayak that stayed alongside us to make sure we were all safe would have been better pointing the way.

The pack slowed then, uncertain of the direction. “Bugger this,” I thought, as one other swimmer and I took the initiative. I thought I could see some crowds, and that was good enough to go on. I'd swim until I hit something, I decided. We'd been told how fast the narrow canal would feel. That we'd be almost dragged down by the tide of swimmers. Just one problem: only the male pros had been through and they were a long way up the canal, but I could sense that everyone was hanging back, looking to be dragged up. Oddly, I was cramping quite badly in my left quad by this point but relaxing it and not kicking whatsoever had helped. Otherwise, I felt good and had plenty in the arms. Screw it, I thought. I pretty much knew by now that we must have been the second group up here and the first age groupers – I may only get a chance like this once in my life, I decided, and so I was going to lead it in.

Then we were in it – in the canal – and it was deafening. And colourful. And, as someone who comes from a swimming background, by far and away the single greatest sporting moment of my life. The crowds were five deep on each side, with face paints and flags waving, kids dipping their toes in the water, fancy-dressed madmen trying to run alongside. People waved and cheered from the bridges. It's quite hard to breathe while smiling and laughing, but it's something I had to learn to do pretty quickly. I'd love to see my splits for that final kilometre because I absolutely hooned it; to the point where the pack of 12 who'd entered were now 5 – and you have to be going some to drop swimmers when drafting one after one in a narrow canal. The guy on my feet cut the corner slightly and just beat me out of the water on our way into T1 but I really didn't care by then – for 12 minutes or so, I'd felt like a rock star.

I was a little surprised at the time getting out of the water – 55 minutes – but I guess you'd expect a drop-off of around 5 minutes due to the non-wetsuit swim. Everyone also talks about it being a 'long' swim – I reckon it's dead-on 3,800m but that's assuming a straight line into the canal. In reality, I think that added a couple of minutes on. Long and short, I knew I'd swam well – I could 'feel' it.

Compared to the change of clothing, snack, chat, nap and after-swim drinks I must have indulged in during my transition in Wales, my T1 here was simple, quick and efficient. I put some extra bike shorts on for comfort, the helper shoved the swim stuff into my bag while telling me it could be 40C on the bike and lathering me with total sun block, to the point that I must have looked like Phil Graves' albino cousin from Ireland. Fortunately, I had total game face on otherwise the fact that the transition girl was smoking hot and rubbing me down might have led to an uncomfortable moment when I had to shuffle out with my aero helmet strategically placed.

The bike: 5:41

Helmet and race number went on during the long run to the bike, then I was straight out, feet into the shoes as I made the u-turn to head out to the football stadium.

In spite of the bike being the longest section, it's probably the hardest to write about in detail. There's basically three sections: first 30km is lovely rolling terrain along the lake, the next 30 goes inland and is pretty hilly, the final 30 is a mix between tough, steep hills and long, super-fast sections.

I'd heard Austria was a pretty fast bike course but nobody out on the course that day really agreed. Sure, conditions played their part but, apparently, the extra loop down to the soccer stadium that we did at the beginning was new for this year, adding an extra few kilometres so the record-breaking times of the past were unlikely to be repeated... In terms of total climbing, Austria is on a par with IM UK, which is actually considered a pretty hilly course.

What I would say is that there are some very fast sections. And there are no kilometres-long hills that take 15 or 20 minutes to scale. But there are lots of short steep hills – two long and very steep hills – that tax the legs. If you're a great rider, as a lot of guys were, you can probably mash up these very quickly indeed. For the rest of us, they were energy-sapping and it was disheartening to see the average speed plummet as you fought up a steep incline at 9kph. Of course, it's not meant to be easy – I'd just say that Ironman Austria is a good, honest bike course, but if you expect it to be easy, then you're in for a hell of a surprise.

What I'm most proud of from this race was my ability to think on my feet and make changes accordingly. Realistic, actionable changes too. I zipped through the first loop of the course quickly, and allowed my heart rate to go above the limit I'd set. This was for one simple reason – making hay while the sun didn't shine (quite so much). I also knew that my tummy tends to shut down in the heat; I therefore concentrated on getting around 1100 calories down me (a Snickers after 20 minutes, and 600ml Ensure Plus) – way more than half my total calories – by the halfway point.

That first loop was a lot of fun – the course is jaw-dropping beyond description, and but for a couple of short sections the roads are in excellent condition. Plus, there's barely a moment when there's not a spectator shouting for you. The sound of cow bells, hooters and screams of “Hoop, hoop, hoop...Bravo, Suuuper!” are still ringing in my ears. I laughed, waved and shouted my way around. 

The other highlight came after just 15km or so, passing the first aid station when ironman superstar Chrissie Wellington cheered me up the hill. I'm neither the biggest Wellington fan nor easily impressed by celebrity, but if I had the breath I swear I'd have giggled like a schoolgirl and screamed “I love you Chrissie”.

I hit the turnaround in 2.45 and have to admit that, for a second, I allowed myself to dream of a 5.30 bike split. But only a second – it was now sensationally hot, and I'd expanded more energy in the first loop for that reason. A 3 hour second loop was the target, I told myself; a 5.45 bike split would be something to be proud of in these conditions and on this course and would leave me with a chance of that little finish time target I still hadn't quite admitted to myself.

The second loop it was like a different course. The little bumps turned into hills, the hills turned into mountains. The big two main hills were long, slow, painful deaths. More and more riders went past but I just looked at the heart rate – always the heart rate. I was taking on a 600ml bottle of water at every aid station (every 20-25km), and dumping another bottle straight over myself. Yet I was still overheating and thirsty. I managed to find myself in a couple of pace lines here and there but would invariably get left behind when hitting anything with an uphill. There were a couple of groups out there and a few times I saw two riders working together, taking short turns... really pathetic and sad to see, but I thought the marshals did a good job on the whole. They looked at every situation – I was passed at one point and sat up to slow down just as they came past and they indicated I needed to drop off an extra metre... totally fair. There could just never be enough of them, I guess.

I lost my chain twice on this second loop – slight issue with the front derailleur – but this probably cost me a couple of minutes and a little momentum at most.

I have to admit, I was happy to find myself steaming down the fast final few kilometres into Klagenfurt and getting off my bike. The 5.41 bike time was fantastic – and I felt pretty good all things considered. It's amazing that, while out there on the bike, it felt like an endless chain of uber-bikers had powered past me; I must have been towards the back of the field by now, I thought. Yet, arriving in transition, it was still pretty much empty. Looking at the results, only around 400 of the 2,800 total entrants were actually out on the run course before me, so I was still relatively far up the field. That's another lesson I'll take into future races – you're almost always doing better than you think.

Transition was fairly speedy and, after almost seven litres of fluid, I even managed my first pee of the race... a sign of just how hot that bike course was.

The run: 4:14

Heading out on to the run, I looked at the race time. Let's first see how the legs feel, I thought.

The first section took us over the canal and into the main park where the Ironman village was located. Once again, the support was overwhelming, with hundreds and hundreds lining the route. I ran fine until the first aid station at 2km into the run at which point I realised that I was overheating like never before, my asthma was playing up to the point of hyperventilating and I could barely open my mouth to drink. You'd think that somone who lives and trains in Dubai would be used to this, of course, but that's not the case – I really don't get on too well with the heat and, if I've learnt to cope with it to some degree, it's through avoiding the hours of direct, strong sunlight. Now, it was very hot and very sunny.

The plan had been a 30 minute/5 minute run-walk strategy, basically timing the walk to coincide with every other aid station. I really, really wanted to get close to a four hour Ironman marathon – I felt like I had it in me and was sure that I could get there with this strategy. But right then, walking through that first aid station, I knew I had a decision to make. If I ran a 4.14 marathon, that was my sub-11. Any faster, I might blow up trying... decision made.

So, the strategy changed to a 25/5 run-walk, with a minute to walk through every aid station. What's disappointing, looking back, is that I was comfortably able to run 5.20-5.30 pace when I was running, and that it was heat rather than fatigue that was the limiting factor. I was stopping to cool down rather than rest the legs; but conditions were what they were and I had to find a solution.

Chrissie Wellington again popped up after a few kilometres of the run. Say what you like about that girl, but she was the loudest, most encouraging spectator out there (and that wasn't an easy contest to win) and it gave everybody a lift to see her.

The first section of the run headed along the lake to some of the neighbouring villages, looped through the villages and actually passed through a beach resort, before coming back to race village and heading out on the second section, into town along the canal (and then do it all again). There was basically no shade on the first section and it was a hot, hot mess. Even on the first loop, people were being carried, stretchered and ambulanced off the course. Up in town, the course took in the main town square and there was a bell there that – legs allowing – everybody jumped up to ring. Every ring of the bell saw local businesses donate a Euro to local charities... just another example of how the area has embraced Ironman.

By the time I got back to the main park ready to head out for the second loop, the aid station pattern had been established. Sponge in tri suit, water, sip, pour over head, coke, more water sip and over the head and – in the few places they had it – ice down the front of the tri suit... then time to run again. My pace rarely deviated. I was bang on course. The quad strain from the swim (felt a little during the bike but not enough to cause pain or discomfort) was now very stiff and painful. There are a couple of underpasses and steep slopes out on the course and I had to walk up and down them – no point blowing a quad for the extra few seconds of running that they'd bring, I decided.

I was also hallucinating, it seemed... thinking I'd seen two helicopters land in the middle of a playground. Turned out they were real, whisking people off to hospital – by this point, emergency medical services were being drafted in; after 9 hours, there were already more DNFs than at the end of any other running of IM Austria.

The last loop of the run I was entirely in my own head space. Just kept plugging away. Some friends I'd made at the hotel said they'd tried to call as I'd gone past – I didn't hear a word. The 30km marker is a big one – that's when you know you've made it, I think. You know that, by hook or by crook, you're going to finish this race. The next, for me, came at the very top of town – final section, 37km marker, 5k left and 32 minutes to do it. I had it. I was going to go sub-11 but, to make sure, I stopped the walks (other than the quad-saving underpass walk and 30 seconds through aid stations). I'm glad I did – the markers had been placed wrongly, it turned out...

I hit 41km in 4.04 – 10 minutes to go, I should make it easily. I was running 5.25s at this point...and I kept running, and kept running. Then, with horror and frustration, I realised exactly where the turn towards the finishing chute was and that I had to pass through the special needs section, through another underpass and along the lake first...

Funny what you can find deep down when you need to, isn't it. My Garmin shows a last kilometre at 4.40 pace – something I'd have thought impossible but, after all that, nobody was going to take my sub-11 (no matter how minutely 'sub' is was) away from me. Turning to the finish line, it looked so far away and I could see 10.59.32 on the board – the announcer was even counting down the seconds. There were huge bleachers and big cheering crowds either side, but I saw none of them. Head down, sprint. Two guys were crossing the line just ahead of me, milking the moment – I basically ploughed them down to get over the line. But I was over the line.

I grabbed for my finisher's medal and saw a couple of helpers come over towards me... and that's all she wrote. Legs went, the fire in my head exploded and down I went... I was dragged along into the shade and, briefly, over the road and into the medical tent. All I needed was fluid and shade. 10 minutes later, I felt 100% better and was grabbing a shower, then a massage. That's when the big grin first appeared – not sure it's left since.

Part 3 - post-race thoughts
Part 4 - thanks